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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.

Bette Midler

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
The first time I saw a picture of [fabled actress] Ethel Barrymore – she was on Broadway and she was wearing pearls. I thought, “That’s who I should grow up to be.” It’s odd, because it was her physical image that I wanted;
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Bombarded Grow Up Ideas
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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Enough Foundation Great Lay
I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Art Listening Moving
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men Plenty Relationship
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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Light Love You See

You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.

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