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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

Bette Midler

I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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Opportunity Phones Waiting
When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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Dream Fuzzy
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Men Parent Pay
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Childhood Dream Thinking
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Bread Sliced Thinking
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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Brain Play Random

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

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