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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

Bette Midler

Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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Opportunity Phones Waiting
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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Drinking People Smoking
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Block Cities Country

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

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