“Some people dye their hair yellow or put rings in their noses. I decided I wasn’t going to open an account. Put it the other way round – there was no reason that I should.”

They need to know that they are under financial obligations to nobody, other than public lending institutions, except to the extent that they are publicly declared.

I never condemn wrongdoing in any area.

Sitting on the sidelines, cribbing and moaning is a lost opportunity. I don’t know how people who engage in that don’t commit suicide.

The public are entitled to have an absolute guarantee of the financial probity and integrity of their elected representatives, their officials and above all of Ministers.

I’ve seen it over the years, the more intellectual they are, the more work they don’t want to do. You have to do both, you have to be able to put in the graft.

Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations.

If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full – a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon’s waning.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?

I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.

All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

I am the reincarnation of Pikachu. That’s why my hair is yellow, you see.