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After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Barbara Cartland

I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
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Energy Food Matter
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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Faces Fall Going Keep
You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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Become Eat Food Thinking
Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
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Certain Love Next
People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Moon People
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
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Bed Fingers Pages
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
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Book Historical Romance
I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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Husband Selfish Trying
As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Arriving Long Space
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
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Girl Mother Nice
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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Dream Remember Women
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
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Doors Love People
The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.
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Country Majority People Person Virgin
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Birthday Funny Women

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

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