“Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.”

Good people are always so sure they’re right.

The main reason guys will never admit to having even the teeniest clue about what women really want is because if they did, they’d have to do something about it.

You feel impacted by not having it. It’s an important part of your daily function and what you can do in a day.

However much you love somebody, you should always keep a part of yourself to yourself.

So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.

But I loved George in part because he believed me; because if I stood in a cold, plain room and yelled FIRE, he would walk over and ask me why.

I was never part of that cliquey girl drama. Most of my friends were guys growing up, so I was never part of that whole toxic energy. It seemed like way too much hassle.

I am used to being beautiful. I have been beautiful for so long that it is an essential part of me.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.

You amputate part of a nose, that’s ‘enhancement’. You put a prosthetic in a breast cavity, that’s ‘augmentation’. But you amputate part of a limb and put a prosthetic there, it’s ‘disability’?