I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
JENNY MCCARTHYI’m the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
More Jenny McCarthy Quotes
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So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
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Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.
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Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
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I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
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If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
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You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
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Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.
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Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
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Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
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