No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
BARBARA MERTZGiving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
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I would never have supposed that inexperienced girl was capable of such cold-blooded, calculating manipulation!
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I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle…. Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)
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Nefret had always had an uncanny ability to read his thoughts. ‘Did she cry?’ she asked sweetly. ‘And then you kissed her? You shouldn’t have done that. I’m sure you meant well, but kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.
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When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one’s footing.
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Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females…and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.
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It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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It is much more sensible to be an optimist instead of a pessimist, for if one is doomed to disappointment, why experience it in advance?
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stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.
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The only people who are not in awe of Emerson’s powerful voice and well-nigh superhuman strength are the members of his own family. He is aware of this, and often complains about it; so from time to time I like to put on a little show of being intimidated. ‘Proceed, my dear,’ I said apologetically.
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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