“People don’t know what it means to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.”

The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.

The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time.

It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.

The key to his success? He’s just faster than the guys chasing him.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base.

It’s all about knowing the balance, because I like to remain somewhat of a mystery. You need to have that, you know what I mean?

But the nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end.

Time by itself means nothing, no matter how fast it moves, unless we give it something to carry for us; something we value. Because it is such a precious vehicle, is time.

It’s not what people do to you, but what they mean, that hurts.

Let’s let everybody believe what they want to believe. And that means, P.C. police, don’t you be coming down on people who believe in God and who believe in Jesus.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

The important thing is this Just because I’m doing well doesn’t mean that they’re going to do well if they get HIV. A lot of people have died since I have announced. This disease is not going anywhere.

A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?