Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

The key to his success? He’s just faster than the guys chasing him.
BARRY SWITZER

Chase Guy Keys Success
The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.
BARRY SWITZER

Black Mom Play Recruit White
It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.
BARRY SWITZER

College Heart Implant Rejected
Some people are born on third base.
BARRY SWITZER

Born People Some Third
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
BARRY SWITZER

Life Motivational Sports
People don’t know what it means to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.
BARRY SWITZER

Mean Oklahoma People
The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time.
BARRY SWITZER

Interceptions Time Two Wrong

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