It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
TIM MINCHINIf I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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It is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat…. Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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