I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLANDAmong men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
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Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.
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I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
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My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
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As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
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A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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