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I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

Jenny McCarthy

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Birthday Sexy Thinking
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doctors Moving Sorry
I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Comedian Comedy
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Son Want
Craziest thing I’ve done for love is getting married. I think it’s crazy. I think it’s crazy, crazy, crazy. I’m never going to say I wouldn’t do it again but I have to make sure it’s love and not settling for the ‘I have to do this by a certain age,’ which is kind of what I did.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Birthday Crazy Love
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Thinking Vaccine
I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Boys Girl Thinking
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Country Gamble Much Out Time
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Body Respect Totally Values
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Botox Moving Thinking
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
JENNY MCCARTHY

Breakup Thinking War
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Degrees Google University
Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Delay Vaccines
I’m free of stress and worries now because if I don’t like something I’m doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money – when I grew up so poor, ya know?
JENNY MCCARTHY

Fun Stress Worry
People don’t see this side of me. They don’t know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Book People Spiritual
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Anybody Date Person Worst

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

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I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

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