Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
BARRY CRYER

Appear Country Day Two
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
BARRY CRYER

Funny Men Years
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
BARRY CRYER

Ducks Made Noise
They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it’s not. It’s boredom.
BARRY CRYER

Adultery Boredom Damage
Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
BARRY CRYER

Funny Laughing Laughter

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