Love means never having to say you’re sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.

They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
BARNABAS

Dear Stoning Tried Work
Without grace there is no hope, but with it there is no shortage.
BARNABAS

Grace Hope No Shortage
I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
BARNABAS

Kissing Lips May
It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us, curses us.
BARNABAS

Blood Said Water
Loathesome I am, and evil. You can mock me for that. But leave my pain alone!
BARNABAS

Evil Mock Pain
Family is the only real wealth.
BARNABAS

Family Real Wealth
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.
BARNABAS

Mean Regret Sorry
There was much bitterness in the family. There were even those who would liked to have considered Barnabas Collins dead. But he lived on. He lived on-and outlived his enemies.
BARNABAS

Bitterness Consider Enemy Family
Some men live their lives terrified. Terrified of the night and all that is dark. I will live my life eternally in fear of the light of day.
BARNABAS

Dark Men Night

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