“I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!”

Family is the only real wealth.

Loathesome I am, and evil. You can mock me for that. But leave my pain alone!

There was much bitterness in the family. There were even those who would liked to have considered Barnabas Collins dead. But he lived on. He lived on-and outlived his enemies.

Without grace there is no hope, but with it there is no shortage.

Some men live their lives terrified. Terrified of the night and all that is dark. I will live my life eternally in fear of the light of day.

They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.

It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us, curses us.

Sometimes duplicity and treason are markers of the enemy, and sometimes.

If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.

I think most of the people, once you see a Kiss show, you kinda get spoiled because I don’t think there’s anybody out there that’s doing a bigger or a better show than us.

I have been in teen shows for years, so doing that stuff – kissing – is kind of commonplace and not a big deal. It was way more cool just because it was Meg Ryan.

The bottom line is the Kiss Army is growing by leaps and bounds.

That’s what Kiss is all about – not just music, but entertainment, y’know? We’re there to take you away from your problems, and rock and roll all night and party every day for those two hours you’re at the concert.

Once you come and see Kiss, you either love us or you hate us.

Here are lips of flame eager to be extinguished by love’s liquid sigh.