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I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.

Jenny McCarthy

Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Delay Vaccines
I’m free of stress and worries now because if I don’t like something I’m doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money – when I grew up so poor, ya know?
JENNY MCCARTHY

Fun Stress Worry
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Parent
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Country Gamble Much Out Time
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars. And when I wouldn’t give them my number, they’d say, “Who the hell do you think you are? You will never make it in this town. I’ll make sure of it.”
JENNY MCCARTHY

Number Stars Thinking
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Thinking Vaccine
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don’t become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Jenny Looks
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Sex Tape Upset
I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Needs Vaccines
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Five Out Thirty Work
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Body Respect Totally Values
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Fun Humor School
What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Giving People Reflection
Obviously, I’m not a trained actress, and right now I’ll come out and say I’m glad I’m not.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Actresses Glad Right Now
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dump Jesus Lifetime

I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.

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I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.

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