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When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.

Bam Margera

These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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People Reality Tree
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Sometimes Up Wake Years
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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Best Cry Friend Friendship
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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Chick Hot Paint
I want to make my own movie.
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Movie Own Want
Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
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Fun Philosophy Trying
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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Media Pennsylvania Riddle
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Drunk Thinking Wheel
It’s kinda all about image.
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Image Kinda
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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Fall Hurt Skateboarding
Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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Adventure Reality Safe
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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Ground Minute Mom Time
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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House Stuff Wreck
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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Six Skateboarder Wanted
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole
I don’t like Paris so much.
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Country Like Much

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