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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Tina Fey

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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