Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.
E. B. WHITEGenius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
More E. B. White Quotes
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The best writing is rewriting.
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Only a person who is congenially self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays
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The rat had no morals, no conscience, no scruples, no consideration, no decency, no milk of rodent kindness, no compunctions, no higher feeling, no friendliness, no anything
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We’re born, we live a little while, we die. A spider’s life can’t help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone’s life can stand a little of that.
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There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
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I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone’s life can stand a little of that.
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Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.
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From morning till night, sounds drift from the kitchen, most of them familiar and comforting. . . . On days when warmth is the most important need of the human heart, the kitchen is the place you can find it; it dries the wet sock, it cools the hot little brain.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
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Every morning I awake torn between a desire to save the world and an inclination to savor it. This makes it hard to plan the day. But if we forget to savor the world, what possible reason do we have for saving it? In a way, the savoring must come first.
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Salutations; it’s just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning
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The essayist is a self-liberated man, sustained by the childish belief that everything he thinks about, everything that happens to him, is of general interest.
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