You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
E. B. WHITEBy helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone’s life can stand a little of that.
More E. B. White Quotes
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Oh, I never look under the hood.
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Books hold most of the secrets of the world, most of the thoughts that men and women have had. And when you are reading a book, you and the author are alone together-just the two of you.
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Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
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Salutations; it’s just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning
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Good deeds never go unpunished.
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The main thing I try to do is write as clearly as I can. I rewrite a good deal to make it clear.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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Always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder.
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To achieve style, begin by affecting none.
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The best writing is rewriting.
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Habitually creative people are prepared to be lucky.
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A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer… He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.
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A writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word to paper.
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Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
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Loneliness is a strange gift.
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You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what’s a life, anyway?
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A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour.
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The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.
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Use the smallest word that does the job.
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Extreme cold when it first arrives seems to generate cheerfulness and sociability. For a few hours all life’s dubious problems are dropped in favor of the clear and congenial task of keeping alive.
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I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
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I have noticed that most men when they enter a barber shop and must wait their turn, drop into a chair and pick up a magazine. I simply sit down and pick up the thread of my sea wanderings, which began more than fifty years ago and is not quite ended.
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An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.
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Safety is all well and good: I prefer freedom.
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Nauseous. Nauseated. The first means “sickening to contemplate”; the second means “sick at the stomach.” Do not, therefore, say “I feel nauseous,” unless you are sure you have that effect on others.
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