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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

Tina Fey

I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Anything Attach Lety Thing Write
In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Thing Worst
(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Baby Daughter Leave Maternity Night Over Saturday Weekend
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Call Feel Good Internet Yourself
Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Afterward Figures Hate Saying Yes
You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Being Control Nervous Thing
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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Bed Birth Chic Christmas Guarantee People Prefer Retro Spend
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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