My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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