Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
QUENTIN CRISPLove is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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