They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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