I’ve never not been famous.
QUENTIN CRISPTo live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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