I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
QUENTIN CRISPHealth consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Vice is its own reward.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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