“I never say ‘No’ to anything.”

Vice is its own reward.

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.

To lose is not always failure.

Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.

The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.

If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.

I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!

If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.

But mad people never die. That’s a well-known fact. They’ve nothing to trouble them, and they live for ever.

His muscles flexed under his clothes, holding me, leading me. Never letting me stray far.

Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.

He might wish and wish and never get it – the beauty and the loving in the world!

I remember the first time I saw the ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ video.

Never have so many been manipulated so much by so few.

There’s a reason why there’s a problem with bodies, and it’s because you never actually get to see any normal versions of them.

Right now, vee was the only person i could count on. She could be obnoxious,annoying, and lazy, but she never lied to me.