Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
QUENTIN CRISPI never say ‘No’ to anything.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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