To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
OZZY OSBOURNEBy all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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What is the world coming to?
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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