I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
OZZY OSBOURNEBeing sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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What is the world coming to?
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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