I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
OZZY OSBOURNEL.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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