I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
LOU HOLTZWhen I die, and people realize that I will not be resurrected in three days, they will forget me. That is the way it should be.
More Lou Holtz Quotes
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I used to pray that God would make me a great athlete, and He never did.
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Successful people will always tell you you can do something. It’s the people who have never accomplished anything who will always discourage you from trying to achieve excellent things.
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All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.
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When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.
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In football, it’s the job of the player to play, the coach to coach, the official to officiate.
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Football coaches don’t have real problems.
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An agent won’t help you get drafted higher, won’t make you win more games, and won’t make you faster or stronger.
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The second Saturday in September, we’re going to have conference day. Everybody from the SEC plays a Big 12 team.
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Golf really is the best microcosm of life – or at least the way life should be.
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We receive grace from the sacrament. And when we fumble due to sin – and it’s gonna happen – confession puts us back on the field.
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If you made me the national commissioner of football, I’d tell you one thing that I would mandate.
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I agreed to coach the golf team. I didn’t even know how to keep score, and really, my main job was not to wreck the van on the way to tournaments.
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If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven’t done anything today.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
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No matter what happens on the field, getting an education makes you a winner.
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