“Anything is a waste of time unless you are fucking well or creating well or getting well or looming toward a kind of phantom – love – happiness.”

If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.

The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it – basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them.

My beer drunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to them.

I lie as truthfully as I can.

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

Wherever the crowd goes run in the other direction. They’re always wrong.

The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.

The world is full of boring, identical and mindless people.

I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any other that I have gotten from there to here.

Dogs and angels are not very far apart.

She’s mad, but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

Life is the most unexpected thing you will ever encounter. It loves taking you to the deep end just to see if you can fucking swim!

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.

You’re right.I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give a fuck.

I might start a riot, I’m so fuckin’ tired.

If you don’t want to be ordinary, you have to act like every meal you have is the last fucking meal you will ever have! You must have an insatiable desire for more!

Random thought of the day: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a fuck up.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

There’s good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad.