People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
BOB UECKERPhil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate.
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How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.
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Today you don’t have to do that, because catchers’ mitts are more like first baseman’s gloves.
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I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn’t have that kinda money to put out.
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On TV the people can see it. On radio you’ve got to create it.
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Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate.
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I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes.
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Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.
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When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.
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I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
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Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball.
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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.
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Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television…
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Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
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