At home, we have fish and greens, fish and greens – maybe salmon steak with curried lentils. No poncy cooking goes on, we don’t have dinner parties, we don’t entertain.
GILES CORENGentile smoked salmon is all… muscular and smells of smoke. It’s not very fatty. They don’t understand – smoked salmon should be almost spreadable! So you give them the real stuff and they can’t believe how delicious it is.
More Giles Coren Quotes
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I have quite good general knowledge and I had a very drilled education from an early age. I do know more than most people.
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How clever am I? I’m really quite clever. I mean, look, I’ve got a first-class degree from Oxford.
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I was 41 when I became a dad. I try to be as much fun as my father was, but I’m at home more – and less of a disciplinarian.
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But still I can never shake the feeling that buses are somehow beneath me. Which is why I have a rule regarding their use: I never, ever run for one. And nor should you.
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I know more than most journalists. I know more than most columnists on big, important newspapers.
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My dad was very successful as a journalist, so I didn’t want to be one. I wanted to be a novelist.
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I always feel quite Jewish but I used to deny it until I was in my twenties.
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I have a tailor now, I have a doctor, a wine merchant, a jeweller, a gardener, a cleaner, and a nanny. It was clearly ridiculous that I did not have a hairdresser. So I got one.
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My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good.
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Have you ever been to the countryside? It’s so small. And there’s nothing to do.
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He was a staffer at Punch but in the evening he wrote columns for the Evening Standard and The Times.
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I used to be so angry. I think back to my early days as a critic in the late 1990s, and I blush.
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The way I write possibly shouldn’t be turned on serious things.
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I think unionization of labour is a great thing.
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My sister’s also very, very competitive but she is more concerned than I am with being liked. So she hides it away. I try to make my competitiveness part of my charm.
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