Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
P. J. O'ROURKEI read good. I was an English major.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.
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They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.’
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
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