When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
P. J. O'ROURKEI read good. I was an English major.
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Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There’s more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it’s awfully close to human.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.
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Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Richard Nixon was the best thing that ever happened to journalism. I mean this guy was wonderful. Just when you thought he could get no worse, he got worse.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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The baby boomers’ politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground to the Timothy McVeigh types. The great majority of us are well in the middle of that spectrum, but still, there’s been both leftie silliness and right-wing silliness.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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