The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
P. J. O'ROURKETerm limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it’s a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down a second job to help with the family finances, to keep her parents happy and well and keep your parents happy and well, and to also – to do the lawn and clean the gutters.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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