No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
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I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.
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The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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