No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
P. J. O'ROURKEMaybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God’s infinite mercy, a last resort.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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