We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThose who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Nonetheless, GAO’s conclusion that employer sanctions had somehow caused employment discrimination was contradicted by GAO’s own Chief of Methodology, who criticized the GAO report.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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