“I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.”

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.

That’s the definition of ‘success’ for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

I don’t have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

There is no news media. There’s simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.

The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.

Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth.

Two things you need to remember: 1. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 2. It’s ALL small stuff.

Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

Human nature fascinates me.

Even when I think I’m wrong, I’m right. I am all-knowing.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

Giving up is conceding that things will never get better, and that is just not true.