“This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.”

Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile.

Everything you do is up to you.

I’ve been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.

Football is like life and I know life.

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It’s no more complicated than that.

The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Bigot – A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

I’ve always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you’ve got scoundrels in office, you vote ’em out.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.