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If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth

Alan Kooi Simpson

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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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Expense Fair Government Necessary Provide Refugee Responsible Share
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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Liberty Loss Slippery Slope Toward
Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Christmas Grandchildren Present Thank Write
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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Act All Embarrass Mission Refugee Think True
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Challenge Difference Historical Little Next Person Prejudice Say
There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word

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