I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
ALAN BENNETT- But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
ALAN BENNETTRemember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
ALAN BENNETTIt [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
ALAN BENNETTIt seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
ALAN BENNETTMark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
ALAN BENNETTIf you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
ALAN BENNETTAnd one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
ALAN BENNETTf they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
ALAN BENNETTYour whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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