As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
BORIS JOHNSONAs a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
BORIS JOHNSONIt is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
BORIS JOHNSONThis is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
BORIS JOHNSONThe dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
BORIS JOHNSONIt was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
BORIS JOHNSONSome people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It’s not. On the contrary, it’s a massive opportunity for this country.
BORIS JOHNSONLife isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
BORIS JOHNSONChurchill decides from very early on that he will create a political position that is somehow above left and right, embodying the best points of both sides and thereby incarnating the will of the nation.
BORIS JOHNSONI think it’s absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisation I do not understand.
BORIS JOHNSONThe meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
BORIS JOHNSONThe Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
BORIS JOHNSONI dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
BORIS JOHNSONI cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
BORIS JOHNSONThe meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
BORIS JOHNSONLondon is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
BORIS JOHNSONI want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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