“To drink beer is to be human.”

This is all thousands of years old. It’s the same the world over.

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness.

The awful realization of our mortality

I asked these Indians: “Do men ever make Chicha?” My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, “Men can’t brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly.

It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

It’s what we do as a species. It’s what makes us human. We brew.

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species.

You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.”

Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it.

Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.

I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

My beer drunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

I’m an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life.