Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
ALAN BENNETTIf you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
ALAN BENNETTI’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
ALAN BENNETTNever read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
ALAN BENNETTNo mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
ALAN BENNETTLife is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
ALAN BENNETTMemories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
ALAN BENNETTAnd one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
ALAN BENNETTHistory is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
ALAN BENNETTI bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
ALAN BENNETTThe days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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