It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
ALAN BENNETTLife is generally something that happens elsewhere.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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