Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICKind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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