You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
AL YANKOVICIt’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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