Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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