If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
AL YANKOVICI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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